Beep Beep Beep

I don't know if this is really muse-like, but it is amusing.  And if you don't know about Beethoven's Wig, you should.  Let this be your introduction.

Dedicated to all those who have ever sat in traffic.

And, just to liven things up, the title song:

Don't forget "Sing Verdi Very Loud" and "Please Don't Play Your Violin at Night."